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Now the folks down the river are having real trouble with hard water…haha. 🤔 I am over It’s not that I’m homophobic, I’m just afraid he’ll start to play the bagpipes. Three pregnant women visited a hospital to check the gender of their babies.

Dive into our selection of LGBTQ jokes that are as diverse as they are delightful. Police put out an alert that they are looking for two hardened criminals. On the second day of fishing. The mother told him that he would get it after his chores were done.

Benny : No. My dad asked me for Vaseline but instead, I gave him super glue. "Man goes into doctor's office and says, 'Doctor! Two men broke into a drug store and stole all the Viagra from the counters. And with the world currently in so much turmoil, we can all agree that we need much of that-more than ever.

An elderly couple was attending a church service. Two sperm swimming side by side were having a conversation. A hooker can wash her crack and resell it. The second one went ahead to say that hers will be a girl because she was on top. Little Johnny : can your dick touch your asshole?

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This joke may contain profanity. A few minutes later. We all love the times we laughed so hard. I have five penises!' Doctor says, 'My God, how do your pants fit?' Man says, 'Like a. On the lake, he pulls a beer from the backpack and starts drinking.

There plenty of room in the appropriate one. Grandpa goes out fishing with little Johnny. Whenever I see a man wearing a skirt, I run away. The latter is on your bill-haha. Life's too short to be serious! What would you call a hooker with her hand up her skirt?

Wanna take the joke a little far? He stomps out angrily and heads out to clean the chicken. Little Johnny unwraps a pack of candy and grandpa asks for one. Here-one of the thieves drops the Viagra in the river while running from the police.

Do you know the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? OK! Here are the jokes, folks (hide your screens): 1. Grandpa pulls out a cigarette and the conversation continues like this:. What should I do?